This is Anfield

and this, is all that is 'Liver'Fool, in a nutshell, hot air!



'Liver'Fool Zone : where Fool's are born and they sell day tickets too...



These are the gear that is given to the Fool's



well, i guess they just rather not wear that ugly looking gear...



even he ran up there years ago, so he wouldn't have to wear the gear.



he was just so wise even back then, so he won't wear the gear, he covered himself in robes. or maybe he is wearing the gear and feeling embarrassed about it, he went and covered himself. yeah, that must be it, thats why the pigeons gave him something to remember on the forehead...



errrm...this has nothing to do with football, i just thought it reminded me of Mufasa from LionKing



The Steps of Greatness, closed for renovations, HAHAHAHAA......



i pity the 'Liver'Fools who thought going there was cool...



and they even bought souvenirs...



even 'Chandramukhi' came but i can't blame her, she's got a personality clash...



as we left the gates of Fool's land...



the Fools were sad...



but they forgot, the Red Devil was there...



calling all Fools, calling all Fools (this includes you Nirpal, Ricardo). i went to the Fool's land today. Sara, remember when you asked me why i agreed to come to 'Liver'Fool and i gave you the 'i'm a brave man' speech. i lied, this is why i came, to humiliate the Fools. i know, i know, i'm going to hell for this but ever since i became a Red Devil, i've always been on a highway to hell.

okay first of all i have to talk about the 'HUGE' Trophy Museum. it was so 'HUGE' it only ended after my fourth blink, now i was expecting it to go for three blinks of my eye. then i also have to talk about the Club Store, which is almost bigger than your local 7eleven. oh yeah, one more thing, did you realize how the toilets are so near the exit to the museum, they must have known how people would run out looking for a toilet bowl to puke in, wow, those 'Liver'Fool people so smart eh?

NOW FOR THE REAL DEAL...

on the 26th of June, i'll show you the Disneyland of Football, it goes by the name of Old Trafford, Theatre Of Dreams. i'll show you what is the meaning of a 'trophy museum' and we don't have a quickymart for a club store either. after that tour, Sara, you being a full blooded 'Liver'Fool, i'll expect nothing less than an all out 'Manchester United Trashing' post on your blog the following day. Ricardo, don't say a word or i'll expose your secret love with Real Madrid (even the Fools can't stand 'Liver'Fool, they are having ouside affairs) and Nirpal, save it for your hairline fractures.

p.s;

1. Sara, the 'comeback Man Utd insult' comment, which i know was already brewing in your head from start, save it for your post on the 26th. besides i can delete your comments.

2. those of you who don't know 'Liver'Fool, its situated in Liverpool, United Kingdom. if you couldn't figure it out before, chances are, you're a Fool too.

3. it is soo sad, that the Beatles, were Fools too.

4. Navein, i know how proud you are of me right now.