jugs

you know something really interesting happened to me yesterday when i was out with the guys. see i've been looking to buy a water jug ever since i came here but the only ones i can find are very very small. so yesterday when we were at debenhams, i went to the kitchen section, and i was browsing, and this sales lady, quite elderly, came up to me and says;

"hello love, everything alright, can i help you?"

and i say;

"yeah, i'm looking for jugs"

and she says;

"i bet you are, hmmm...naughty naughty"

and i go;

"no no no...compliments to your assets, but i really was looking for
WATER jugs"

and she goes;

"sorry love we only have these tea pots here"

man you have to be careful with what you say here. whew....

later.