i need to go back to bed...!!!
i got up to take a piss and now i can't go back to sleep. shenn i blame this on you, you've infected me with your sleepless disease. (whining) i wanna sleep...i wanna go back to my dreams...
anyways i did something smart last night before going to bed. i ironed all my shirts, so wouldn't have to iron my shirts for a week, heahaehaehea...maybe later today after work me gonna go check out some shirt and pants. since i'm a 'working man' i'm gonna need to look like one. although i wish i can go back to my shorts and T's like i was back home.
i need to go back to bed...
hey anyone here a 'South Park' fan? okay, remember how i used to love Eric Cartman, i have a new love in the show, Professor Chaos. it's actually Butters, after being rejected by the gang as their friend, he become a super villain, with a aluminium foil helmet and his mission is to reign choas on planet earth. heaheahea, there's this episode where every plan Choas comes up with, the Simpsons has already done it. heahehae. i god i love this show. now why aren't they playing this back in malaysia. damn you, censorship board!
i need to go back to bed...
anyways, whats the perfect serving for a BBQ party, besides chicken wings and beer? i have my moms patato salad recipy, will that be good enough? planning to throw one either this weekend or next weekend.
btw, speaking of cooking, today while my housemate was cooking, me being the ever gentlemen, offered to help, and while opening a can of butter ghee, i cut my left index finger. i know you're going ceh, just a cut. i have sensitive fingers, so sensitive that i get papercuts often. yeah, you might go again, but its only on your left index, err, i'm a leftie. i was born a leftie, but my mom forced me to use my right hand, to write and eat. so there are only two things i can do with my right and besides, i never ate by myself when she was around, she'd always feed me. i know, i'm 25...but WTF, i don't care, i'm gonna keep on doing it. i miss her feeding me. there was once she started feeding me in this seafood restaurant we went to, people were actually staring. jealous assholes!
i need to go back to bed...
i was thinking of cracking a joke at the beginning of my presentation on friday, what do you think? it's a 20 minute session, 10 for me to speak, 10 for Q&A. i'm not even bothered about it, i know my stuff, i know what i'm gonna be saying, i even know both the lecturers who are gonna be there, both okay dudes. powerpoint, with 10 slides, another 70 slides, incase they ask me stuff and i need back-up. wish me luck.
i need to go back to bed...
okay i think i'll actualy consider going upstairs to bed, although i'll be tossing and rolling in bed but rather that than staring into the computer screen. btw i've stopped sleeping in the hall, ever since the imaginary spider sightings. did you know that once spiders were thought to be aliens? then again, think about this, who's to say they aren't? who knows, somewhere hidden in the Alps is this huge mothership, that beams them from places to places and occasionally back to their home planet, Arachnoidornia, far away, in the next galaxy. and maybe thats why 'Spiderman', the movie was a big hit, its part of their conspiracy to give themselves good publicity. and maybe thats also why you can't explain why spider that run away from us, usually vanish, never to be seen again, they get beamed away...
"come in homebase, do you copy? this is Black Widow 1, i've been spotted, beam me up..."
don't you just hate those times when you get up just go take a leak and end up writing Sci-fi flick, with alien spider monkeys in it?!
later...
anyways i did something smart last night before going to bed. i ironed all my shirts, so wouldn't have to iron my shirts for a week, heahaehaehea...maybe later today after work me gonna go check out some shirt and pants. since i'm a 'working man' i'm gonna need to look like one. although i wish i can go back to my shorts and T's like i was back home.
i need to go back to bed...
hey anyone here a 'South Park' fan? okay, remember how i used to love Eric Cartman, i have a new love in the show, Professor Chaos. it's actually Butters, after being rejected by the gang as their friend, he become a super villain, with a aluminium foil helmet and his mission is to reign choas on planet earth. heaheahea, there's this episode where every plan Choas comes up with, the Simpsons has already done it. heahehae. i god i love this show. now why aren't they playing this back in malaysia. damn you, censorship board!
i need to go back to bed...
anyways, whats the perfect serving for a BBQ party, besides chicken wings and beer? i have my moms patato salad recipy, will that be good enough? planning to throw one either this weekend or next weekend.
btw, speaking of cooking, today while my housemate was cooking, me being the ever gentlemen, offered to help, and while opening a can of butter ghee, i cut my left index finger. i know you're going ceh, just a cut. i have sensitive fingers, so sensitive that i get papercuts often. yeah, you might go again, but its only on your left index, err, i'm a leftie. i was born a leftie, but my mom forced me to use my right hand, to write and eat. so there are only two things i can do with my right and besides, i never ate by myself when she was around, she'd always feed me. i know, i'm 25...but WTF, i don't care, i'm gonna keep on doing it. i miss her feeding me. there was once she started feeding me in this seafood restaurant we went to, people were actually staring. jealous assholes!
i need to go back to bed...
i was thinking of cracking a joke at the beginning of my presentation on friday, what do you think? it's a 20 minute session, 10 for me to speak, 10 for Q&A. i'm not even bothered about it, i know my stuff, i know what i'm gonna be saying, i even know both the lecturers who are gonna be there, both okay dudes. powerpoint, with 10 slides, another 70 slides, incase they ask me stuff and i need back-up. wish me luck.
i need to go back to bed...
okay i think i'll actualy consider going upstairs to bed, although i'll be tossing and rolling in bed but rather that than staring into the computer screen. btw i've stopped sleeping in the hall, ever since the imaginary spider sightings. did you know that once spiders were thought to be aliens? then again, think about this, who's to say they aren't? who knows, somewhere hidden in the Alps is this huge mothership, that beams them from places to places and occasionally back to their home planet, Arachnoidornia, far away, in the next galaxy. and maybe thats why 'Spiderman', the movie was a big hit, its part of their conspiracy to give themselves good publicity. and maybe thats also why you can't explain why spider that run away from us, usually vanish, never to be seen again, they get beamed away...
"come in homebase, do you copy? this is Black Widow 1, i've been spotted, beam me up..."
don't you just hate those times when you get up just go take a leak and end up writing Sci-fi flick, with alien spider monkeys in it?!
later...
posted by Unknown at 03:29
8 Comments:
mua infected u? i think its the other way round mr! :oP
did u know... i u ironed a week's shirts in advanced... it'll still crumple? hehehe... trust me.. it happened to my shirts... better have more air breathing space when u put the shirts together if not it'll crumple and ur weeks worth of effort will begone! :oP
ooo.. bbq party.. u can also have sausages, chips, marshamallows, squid balls, bacon, beef, lamb, endlesssssss.... fooooodddddd!!
cracking jokes for presentation? hhhmm.. depends on how ur cracking it and ur audience...
ooo.. sci fi.. do write more! m'sian bookstores have lousy collection of sci fi and fantasy!
no no no...it was you who infected me!!!
quadruple no... its u... cos u stay up late last time!! :oP
that was last time then i was cured, now you've infected me again, so YOUR FAULT!
i was cured last week too! but now u infected me as well! but the source is U!!!!!! :oP
it's not the source, it's the carier that you have to quarantine and thats YOU!!!
carriers are innocent bystanders... its the source that infects... carriers have to bear with it..
yeah and since i was cured, you're the new source and carrier.
muahahaha muahahaha...
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