BELALANG...
sitting on the toilet bowl listening to sirens blazing by, now thats you typical friday night in.
"And they arrive on the scene with their red lights flashing In the hot New Jersey night."
i was sitting down watching an eddie murphy movie, 'metro', fell asleep watching it, not that it was a lousy movie or anything. i think it's one of eddie's good action movies, but i guess boredom crept up with me.
went and took a shower and now watching final destination 1, i know i know, ever heard of me doing such lame things on friday nights? anyways here something funny one of my friends sent me;
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,'Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?' The barman says 'Yep, that's them'. So the guy walks over and says,'Hello, what are you guys doing?' Bush says, 'We're planning World War3' Guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?' Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.' The guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!!!' Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!'
fucking hilarious, considering the political mayhem it would strike if a certain bunch of people read my mail. but anyways it's just a joke i read of the internet. btw does anyone believe in this final destination crap, can you actually cheat death? what the fuck am i saying, i'm living proof. not only have i cheated it time and time again, i've fucked with it accasionally. oh well, it's all an illusion anyways!!!
so 3D modelling, huh? well here's the story of a guy who is trying to live out of us stupid malaysians. blood suckers who are just out there for a free ride. there is this dude who is expecting one of my classmates to actually DO his 3D modelling assignment!!! WTF!!! i wish he'd come to me and ask me for help like that, fuck you asshole!!! (actually i think i'm just in the mood to curse)
well anyways i wanna go finish this movie and see if death has actually an edge over me, later....
"And they arrive on the scene with their red lights flashing In the hot New Jersey night."
i was sitting down watching an eddie murphy movie, 'metro', fell asleep watching it, not that it was a lousy movie or anything. i think it's one of eddie's good action movies, but i guess boredom crept up with me.
went and took a shower and now watching final destination 1, i know i know, ever heard of me doing such lame things on friday nights? anyways here something funny one of my friends sent me;
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,'Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?' The barman says 'Yep, that's them'. So the guy walks over and says,'Hello, what are you guys doing?' Bush says, 'We're planning World War3' Guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?' Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.' The guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!!!' Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!'
fucking hilarious, considering the political mayhem it would strike if a certain bunch of people read my mail. but anyways it's just a joke i read of the internet. btw does anyone believe in this final destination crap, can you actually cheat death? what the fuck am i saying, i'm living proof. not only have i cheated it time and time again, i've fucked with it accasionally. oh well, it's all an illusion anyways!!!
so 3D modelling, huh? well here's the story of a guy who is trying to live out of us stupid malaysians. blood suckers who are just out there for a free ride. there is this dude who is expecting one of my classmates to actually DO his 3D modelling assignment!!! WTF!!! i wish he'd come to me and ask me for help like that, fuck you asshole!!! (actually i think i'm just in the mood to curse)
well anyways i wanna go finish this movie and see if death has actually an edge over me, later....
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