okay, here's something funny

i'm not a big fan of the toilet seat. (i don't know why i'm even writting about this) well the toilet seat is made out of plastic and it makes me sweat, i had the feeling of sweat when i'm taking a dump. so way back even when i was a kid i never used the toilet seat...it was straight to porcelain throne, and finish my business. (i know you're thinking where is this story leading to?) here is the deal, you know how every toilet has a window, for obvious reasons, and they're always cracked open...well it gets so cold here that the toilet, since it's ceramic...kinda gets as cold as the weather outside, this is because the window is always open. now imagine, going to the toilet, taking off your pants and planting your ass on a cold toilet opening....auch!!!!! damn even the shit doesn't want non of that...it's different once you know about it and you try and sit as slowly as possible, but in cases of emergencies....auch!!!!

the hazards of taking dumps 101...

later...